Laurel and Hardy were a comedy couple in the early days of classic Hollywood cinema in American cinema. Below is an excerpt from sentences and Dialogues by Laurel Hardy We have presented Stay with Coca;
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Hardy: Why didn’t you tell me you have two legs?
Laurel: Well, you didn’t ask me, I always had them, Stan
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Stan Laurel: What’s wrong with your nose? I haven’t done this in a long time.
Oliver Hardy: Can I punch you in the eye?
Stan Laurel: You can squeeze my neck.
Oliver Hardy: I think I’d rather punch you in the eye.
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Stan Laurel: You’ll be fine, honey. Just don’t get married again.
Oliver Hardy: Oh, I didn’t tell you I proposed to Lucille.
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Oliver Hardy: Have you heard from Muffin
Stan Laurel: Miffin
Oliver Hardy: Miffin? Is that really his name?
Oliver Hardy: Have you ever heard of a muffin?
Stan Laurel: Muffin
Oliver Hardy: Muffin? Is that really his name?
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Hardy: I want to get married.
Laurel: With whom?
Hardy: Well, of course with a woman… have you ever seen someone marry a man?
Laurel: Yes
Hardy: When?
Laurel: My sister!
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Hardy: I’m sorry I called you stupid!
Laurel: It’s okay, I know I’m not stupid
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Hardy: You? So why didn’t you say anything?
Laurel: The room was dark, I said you might not hear my voice.
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Laurel: If I had sense, I wouldn’t stay with you.
Hardy: It’s a good thing you don’t have any sense.
Laurel: Yes indeed!
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Laurel: He fell through a hole and broke his neck.
Hardy: Was he building a house?
Laurel: No, they would like to have it!
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Oliver Hardy: I knew
Stan Laurel: Well, why didn’t you tell me you knew
Oliver Hardy: I thought you already knew, I knew
Stan Laurel: How could I know that you knew I knew
Oliver Hardy: I knew.
Stan Laurel: Well, why didn’t you tell me you knew?
Oliver Hardy: I thought you already knew that I did.
Stan Laurel: How could I know that you knew that I knew?
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Hardy: I think goat’s milk is good for you.
Laurel: Female or male goat?
Hardy: Oh idiot, does the male goat give milk too?
Laurel: Yes, if you press it, it will give cheese!
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Hardy: They will execute us tomorrow at sunrise.
Laurel: I wish it would be cloudy tomorrow.
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Oliver Hardy: (disgusted) You make me sick!
Stan Laurel: Well, we all have to live and learn.
Oliver Hardy: Yeah, but you’re just living!
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